http://quotations.about.com/od/funnyquotes/a/stickerquotes.htm
Simran has done a great work here.
My favourite is :
I'm in no hurry; I'm on my way to work."Was just thinking what would i do if i read this..
May be i would knowingly bump into his bumper :)
I travel quite an interesting stretch of road (till jakasandra to sarjahpur road in Blore) that sees bumper to bumper to traffic. I take quite a lot of freedom driving my pulsar 180 into apparently risky gaps and acclerating and stopping, doing logic defing lateral shifts between really really costly and magnificient but helpless 4 wheelers. Enojoy the sense of desparation i bring to those car owners whom i knowingly annoy with my obvious mannerisms.
But i wish i had a car so that i could put up some of these sticker quotes. Some i know would be enough to unnerve me :)
For example for the one quote i have sateted above, my funda is "make way..unless u know u r driving at a speed greater than anyone else on that road." Someone driving slow is obviously someone who needs to be...towed off by a helicopter...or may be molecularized or transmorgified by some gadget from Calvin...or may be I should be given powers to drive right through them :)
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